Formal Offer Application

To,
Mr/Miss X
Sub: Offer of love!
Ref: Meeting in coffee shop!

Dearest x
I am pleased to inform you that I have fallen in Love with you since the 14th of July (Wednesday). With reference to the meeting held between us on the 13th of July. at 1400 hrs, would like to present myself as a prospective lover.

Our love affair would be on probation for a period of three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent. Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous on the job training and performance appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse. The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, x-udd on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broadminded enough to be taken care of, on your expense account.

I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be cancelled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else. I would be happy.

Wish you all the best!

Thanking you in anticipation,

Yours Forever,
HR

Starting Compatibility Test

Compatibility Information

Freak Nature

Freak Nature

 How it remains here, someone please explain ... 

... I can not understand ...

Interesting Match

Sofa Cover Match Military Dress

... ... ... Is he sleeping or hiding?

Can you count the total number wheel ?

Bicycle Disposal

Which city it can be?

Heat of Situation

you can fry egg without oil on his head.

Heat of Brain

Highway Robbery in Closet

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and  the smart boy hides in the bedroom closet to watch. The woman's husband also comes home.

She puts her lover in the closet to handle the situation, not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is."

Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No, thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK, how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes, it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."

The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"

Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold"

A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your gloves, let's go outside and have a game of catch."

The boy says, "I can't, I sold my ball and my glove."

The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says, "$500"

The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that ... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going To take you to church and make you confess your greed."

They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says, "Dark in here."
The priest says, "Don't start that shit again"