Stupid Duck

Stupid Duck Loosing Babies ... ...

Woman = Problem ! Can you prove it ?

It is pure mathematics. Do you have any argument?

How Japanes write - I LOVE YOU

I love you - in Japanese languase

How convenient a language is !!!

Onions works

Identify the male and female ... ... ...

What is this?... what it is doing? ... smoking

Husband vs Wife

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

Wife: No darling, it means, With Idiot For Ever

Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one everyday.

Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it at the moment, I asked you to marry me.

Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

Call Center Life

... .... appreciate working together in group project ... ... 

... ... ... best use of a computer ... ... ... 

... ... ... wallpaper is inspiration ... ... ... 

..no need to go home ... enough space you can occupy.. .

... ... lunch for 90 minutes while eyes can rest ... ... 

... ... ... chairs are used as bedding ... ... ... 

... ... ... after all adaptability ... ... ...

 

Solution of Food Shortage

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN. The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the shortage of food in rest of the world".

The survey was a huge failure. Do you know WHY?

* In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant.

* In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant.

* In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant.

* In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant.

* In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant.

* In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant.

* And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.

Kaspersky blocks their site as a phising attack

Group Work

Smart people must know how to work together to win challenges.

Statues can listen

Statues can listen, if you speak little louder.

Trics to increase income for doctors

Football is played worldwide and any people like to kick football whenever see it --
Thereby a doctor can increase his income